You know, if they hadn’t thrown the still in there, it wouldn’t be nearly as insulting, but at this point they may as well say “what the fuck is wrong with you, you pathetic lonely moron, you can’t find someone and you’re no longer in your prime, we’ll help your sorry ass out for a […]
I’ve been on a March Madness bar tour, so for today’s game I headed down to a rather cool bar with lots of nice flat screen TVs. While I was there, I met a very handsome man who was seemingly kind and nice and who acted very interested in me. He made me laugh rather […]
My cousin works in the health profession and was talking to a patient who was talking about American Girl Dolls. My cousin (who feels similarly to myself about the phenomenon) said “did you know there’s an American Girl Doll store at the Grove?” and the patient said “Yes! And one time, I was at the […]
My foot has been bothering me since last Friday’s workout. I went to the doctor finally, who did some x-rays and thinks it’s a stress fracture thanks to some funky shit on the film. MRI is next week. So now I’m in this goddamn walking boot, I can’t workout because I can’t even walk, I […]
There is only one thing more annoying than people who make bold and dogmatic statements without any supportive evidence, and that is those who make these statements and back them with misinterpreted or irrelevant data or statistics to try to fool you into thinking they know what they’re talking about. This drives me absolutely insane.
Although […]
Besides all of the other shit that’s been going on, now I hurt my knee which is bothering me when I walk or sit or lie down. And we’re doing Angie on Saturday and I had a goal of breaking 18 minutes and now it hurts to squat. Fuck.
Oh wait, here’s the best part. Someone […]
I have a problem. I can’t stop buying Nike workout gear. It’s the only brand I love, because it comes in XS and it doesn’t get soggy when you workout. So I’ve become obsessed with buying more and more Nike. I’ve been to the Nike outlet stores in Camarillo, Cabazon, Gilroy, Ontario Mills, and Lake […]
I’m getting ready for the UCLA game and I pick up my camera bag and hear jingles. No really, nothing should be jingling in there. So I take off my lens cap to find this.
First I was relieved, it’s just the filter. So I go to the camera store and shell out $70 […]
I ate this raw vegan shit last night. I now I have terrible food poisoning. I am vomiting up bright green liquid that smells like sewage and my other end is like that dam that burst open and the little Dutch kid had to put his thumb in it but I don’t have any one […]
My friend got me this t-shirt for my birthday. I was hoping to get more weird looks for it, as I walked around Venice all day and not one person said anything. Oh well.
Workin’ on my handstand.
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