I ate this raw vegan shit last night. I now I have terrible food poisoning. I am vomiting up bright green liquid that smells like sewage and my other end is like that dam that burst open and the little Dutch kid had to put his thumb in it but I don’t have any one […]
My friend got me this t-shirt for my birthday. I was hoping to get more weird looks for it, as I walked around Venice all day and not one person said anything. Oh well.
Workin’ on my handstand.
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I’m sick again. The whole world is in a haze as my ears are clogged up and I’m trying to breathe through a fortress of snot that has surrounded my head. I can’t really hear what people are saying to me, which is a tad bit embarrassing as I hold my ear and say “WHA? […]
I was stunned when my mother told me that her good friend Dave Wittry passed away last week. My mother admired him for being a loving father, a devoted husband, a talented high school teacher, and a friend, not to mention a skilled athlete. He was dedicated to health and fitness, running several half marathons […]
I’ve been sick way too many times this season. I’ve already had two colds and bronchitis and it’s January. I got my flu shot this year which clearly did nothing for me. I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve been getting sick so frequently as this wasn’t a problem before, and now I’m exercising […]
First off, Flickr goes all crazy… (read about it here).
Then a cat puked on my nice clean bed. Honestly I’d rather have them bite the hand that feeds them than leave me this sort of nasty acrid gift.
Apparently something burned a hole in the bottom of my purse. I must be moving closer to hell.
I […]
No, no major crisis besides my personal life that I am so upset about right now I can’t talk about it. But hey, I still have my health. All is not lost. But for fuck’s sake can anyone around here just do their goddamn fucking job?
First off, I am supposed to get my car fixed […]
(Karma comment bait)
I’ve been coughing up gunky green crap for 5 days now. I’m a little bit worried I’m going to go into liver failure with all of the damn Tylenol I’ve taken but my whole body is aching and my throat is killing me to the point that I can’t sleep so I’m going […]
Okay, I admit to being a bitchy drunk, and I have a history of being belligerent, confrontational, and stupid when I’ve been drinking in bars. Now I rarely drink, and last night was my birthday and it’s the first time I’d been really drunk in about a year…
With that being said, let me tell you […]
After my lip post, I went to Sephora and tried on their two most plumping of lip glosses, Too Faced Lip Injection (bottom) and DuWop Lip Venom (top). I’ll just say, if you want your lips to burn and swell up like an freckled kid in the desert, I’d go for the bottom one. I […]