Malingering’s World

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Since their feet grow so slowly.

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There is no better time to get a little color on your stretch marks than while having Sunday brunch with your friends in Los Feliz. Plus, if you go into labor there’s sure to be an obstetrician amongst the 100 other people sitting around enjoying brunch on the patio, and they probably won’t ask for […]

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That children as young as 8 or 9 are experiencing the magic of love. We used to think their minds and hearts to immature to engage in such passionate, abstract ideas, but this girl proves us wrong. At the ripe old age of 9-ish, she is skipping and frolicking in a sea of giddiness, overcome […]

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Okay, so maybe this kid got a specialized work permit and managed to get a job at age 8 so that he can buy any t-shirt he wants, but chances are an adult bought this kid his shirt. While I have no problem with people choosing to smoke marijuana (as long as they aren’t endangering […]

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and people asked why the asshole (me) stood there and took a photo rather than saving the child (though at this point I think a Darwin award would have been in order, both for myself and the parent), I’ll show you what happened next:

YAY! Someone came to save the baby!
He just wasn’t strong enough […]

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So… WHY?

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No need to take your kid out of its playpen. Ever. Just add wheels. Maybe there’s a crib version so you don’t have to wake your kid up from his nap when you take him to the grocery store.
No wonder people need Hummers. That thing doesn’t look like it folds up very well.

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