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dairy queens

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.

I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby […]

hello toddler booty

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

There is no reason to attract attention to the ass of a 3 year old unless you are looking for assistance with a diaper change or the kid needs a good honest spanking. What’s next, pasties for kindergarten? There could be a whole line of pasties, 26 in all, to help the kids learn the […]

at this point i wish i were autistic

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Or at least socially detached enough that this stuff wouldn’t bother me.
Unfortunately I’m not.
The gluten free/ casein free people are over on my friend’s blog wreaking havoc. There are accusations flying left and right. People come soaring in with some insane agenda and then force feed the rest of the world their earth […]

the gluten free/ casein free story

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I am still working on the autism research. To me, research means looking through peer reviewed articles on PubMed. It does not mean Googling a few words and believing everything I read because it showed up when I clicked “I’m feeling lucky” though apparently that’s what Jenny McCarthy does and it’s good enough to help […]

can’t leave well enough alone

Monday, September 10th, 2007

I had almost moved away from the topic of preadolescent whoring until I came across this. A padded bra at Limited Too. I’m pretty sure Limited Too targets girls ages 6-12 since the sizes only go up to a 14 and that’s a prepubescent size for sure. So why are we selling them padded bras?
I […]

the kid must take after her dad

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

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career choices

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Hooray for bring your kid to work day!

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

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strollerville at the Grove

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

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true sympathy

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Whenever I see this I think, “wow, that’s really courageous, she broke both arms and is still skating, that’s a girl I’d like to hang out with.” Then it registers and I think, “who the fuck cuts the feet off of their knee high socks and wears them on their arms? What exactly is this […]

Genetic hipsters

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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