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true sympathy

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Whenever I see this I think, “wow, that’s really courageous, she broke both arms and is still skating, that’s a girl I’d like to hang out with.” Then it registers and I think, “who the fuck cuts the feet off of their knee high socks and wears them on their arms? What exactly is this […]

Genetic hipsters

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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at least they they don’t have the matching outfits

Monday, May 21st, 2007

I’m not sure why seeing older people with dolls freaks me out a little bit, but it does. Maybe the same way people freak out when they find out I have cats and they tell me I must be socially inept or a crazy cat lady or something.

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Bratz dolls have taken life

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

By some unknown force of nature (or possible exposure to Santa Monica Pier seawater) Bratz dolls have now mutated to look and act like real live children. They have actually kidnapped and replaced several real children in the homes of various Westside parents who are too busy yakking on their Bluetooth headsets to notice any […]

only professional is satisfactory

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

These are the prices for the American Girl hair salon at American Girl Place.

While it may be “fun” to watch your $86 doll be pampered in a doll sized chair with a doll sized comb and a doll sized water bottle (a facial can be added on for only $5!), I’m feeling rather certain that […]

american idiot

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Now that American Girl Dolls have taken over the Westside, my guess is that every girl in 3rd grade who does not have a birthday party at American Girl Place will be ostricized by her classmates. Parents, do your girl a favor and give her the party! It’s only $60 per kid to have a […]

happy easter

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

I wonder how many kids will be wearing crocs with their Easter Sunday dresses this year…

…maybe they’ll make little Jesus resurrection jibbitz.

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malingering is a stalker

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

The truth comes out. (A comment left by a Flickr user on the blog of an entirely different Flickr user).
Comment:
WARNING MALINGERING IS A STALKER
Do not see her on flickr do not speak to her before you do look at her profile this will tell you all about this person…..!!
She has been stalking people she […]

Coor’s Light: a man’s beer

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

You know he’s trying to get it on with the 11 year old kid in pink ugg boots. “Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and let me buy you a beer from the snack bar. Whachoo drinkin’?”

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leopardsy spares not the young

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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