Okay people, I apologize for not posting. I have been moving, and the packing/unpacking/painting/Ikea building has been more time consuming than I thought. As soon as I’m done pretending to be a grown up, I’ll be back.
P.S. My new contact info is therealmalingering at gmail dot com.
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No, literally.
Damn that first lady and her whole “childhood obesity” bullshit! Let them grow! Let them embrace their 30+ BMIs and their diabetes! They are children, for fuck’s sake. Stop making them try to act like “adults” and be “healthy.” And stop making the parents actually take responsibility for their children. That is a ridiculous, […]
Yeah, this isn’t a funny post. I am just pissed the fuck off and I need to vent.
So the other day, my friend and I were walking back to the office from lunch when we were approached by a crackhead. He asked us for a crackpipe, and we said no and just kept on walking. […]
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RUBBLE RUBBLE!
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If this is a drug addict who just woke up in a pile of her own shit, an overly accessorized homeless person, a hipster who has that “just out of bed” look totally down.
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I’m not really sure. It may be because my mother would not let me leave the house like this so I was forced into years of uncomfortable thong-wearing to try to avoid this look.
Or maybe I just feel like I’ve seen something I didn’t want to see, and it was kind of against my will […]
Did you really think that your chest hair wasn’t enough and you had to show us how it transitions into your pubes? For what purpose exactly?
Just pull ‘em up.
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