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NBA playoffs = douche night

Monday, June 30th, 2008

This night was impressively bad. This is why I fear if I stay in Los Angeles, I may be single forever.

First off the 6 foot 3 guy next to us decides that once the game starts, he needs to stand up. In front of us. And block the TV. And then he makes the wise […]

thursday tabatas

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

I don’t know why I attempted to do anything after that workout yesterday as I am in pain all over and my legs are like bricks.
Tabata pull-ups: 7
Tabata SDLHP 16kg: 8
Tabata push-ups: 10
Tabata KB swings 16kg: 4

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sunnin on westwood blvd.

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Okay I love Sunnin. It looks sort of crappy from the outside and they serve you on styrofoam plates and disposable cups and there’s usually newspaper and trash strewn about in front, but the meat is always tender, the flavor is always good, and it’s awesome Lebanese food. So whatever.
Corner of Westwood Blvd and Santa […]

why is Los Angeles so predictable?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

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yes, the goat is back!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

The Thunder Mountain goat has returned after two years of refurbishment. Thank God the world is back in order.

Here is the goat before his plastic surgery.

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deck of cards

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

104 reps of each in random order/sets according to the deck of hell. Andy would pull out a card at random and we’d have to do the corresponding exercise, number of reps determined by the card (Jack=11, Queen=12, King=13, Ace=14)
Hearts = burpees (from toes)
Diamonds = squats
Clubs = sit-ups
Spades = birdpickers (both legs)
Jokers = 200m sprint
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damn teenagers

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

The front of her shirt said “I’m single.” Um, no I’m not going to call you, because you’re JAILBAIT. And I’m not a SEX OFFENDER. So go get a NEW SHIRT. Perhaps one that is more APPROPRIATE. Damn teenagers.

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I hate thrusters

Monday, April 28th, 2008

AMRAP in 20 min
5 push press (20# dumbbells)
10 thrusters (20# dumbbells)
15 kettlebell swings (16kg)
6 rounds

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there’s something about moms and tramp stamps

Monday, April 28th, 2008

That I find sort of funny. I’m not exactly sure what it is.

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final four at the parlor

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

The crowd at The Parlor.

Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.

V-necks on men = bad idea.

Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.

I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…

That’s Los Angeles for you.

You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.

TITTIES.

Tarheel horses. *Whinny*

I asked what […]