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isn’t that nice?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

I was happy to hear from you and do appreciate the card, your thoughts and prayers.
I’m doing fine. May of 2008 by chance I made contact with a lady I graduated from Mt Carmel with and she has made a big difference in my life in many ways. I am more at peace and […]

I haven’t had a good wrong address email in a long time

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

But this one is pretty awesome.

Mark has shared a Huffington Post article with you:
Tragically, Transgender Identifiers Have a New Martyr
They also included a personal note:
Saw this and thought you might want to see this. I had a very nice time last night.I think that intamacy is what I was looking for the first night we […]

Duane is in big trouble

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I hope they aren’t expecting ME to make up these payments.
Mark,
I am getting the usual run around nonsense from Duane! This is getting old fast. I call him on his cell, IF he picks up he gives the old song and dance routine about him trying and he is not a bad guy and I […]

now I own a towing company

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

So I’m getting all sorts of great emails. Probably about 3 per day. I feel like this sounds important, so someone’s business isn’t getting taken care of:
I’m getting the usual runaround with Robert. “I’ll call you in 2 hours”. “Call me in 30 minutes, I’m on the road right now”. When I call, I get […]

woo hoooooo! More mistaken emails!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

There was no text with this, just a bunch of photos. I have never met these people in my life.

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well at first I was just getting boring ol’ email

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

But this time I got THIS in my inbox. They were photos! From someone I don’t know! The text said merely:

HAPPY?

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well, I’d be glad to help, but…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I don’t know why getting other people’s email is so funny to me, but I laughed good and hard at this one.
Alice, Ms Carillo wanted me to ask you in private, if you would give the kids their shots from now on. I told her that there was only the two of you and […]

more e-mail

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Oh good, I’ve been looking for that bra. Sometimes it concerns me that parents don’t know their own kids’ email address. But then we couldn’t play this game, could we?
What should I reply that I want for my birthday? For my mother to stop emailing strangers about my undergarments?

Hi Kim,
We didn’t get your message until […]

oooh, I rather like this one…

Monday, July 21st, 2008

it is dramatic AND in all caps. The woman is clearly very upset about what happened, and I love that she wants to send it back. I am considering hitting reply and saying “yes, please send it back. Book rate is fine.”
HI RICK,
I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU AND FAMILY. I AM SORRYI […]

no way am I going to your church

Monday, April 14th, 2008

All of a sudden today I got a flood of wrong mail. I’m feeling sort of bad for Mary, she’s really going to miss out!
Hi Mary, your mom gave me your email address. The reason I am writing is Steve and I bought concert tickets to a Lincoln Brewster concert that is going to […]