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no way am I going to your church

Monday, April 14th, 2008

All of a sudden today I got a flood of wrong mail. I’m feeling sort of bad for Mary, she’s really going to miss out!
Hi Mary, your mom gave me your email address. The reason I am writing is Steve and I bought concert tickets to a Lincoln Brewster concert that is going to […]

okay, I’m in

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I’m not exactly sure what I’m selling, but it must be pretty good. $3800, not bad. Not bad at all. I wonder if it’s horses or prostitutes or something.
I would like to buy these from you. I am familiar with them and like them. My feedback is outstanding and I know who to ship them […]

I’m guessing she got a bad grade…

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

ms williams, can you tell me what the questions are for the extra credit essay i forgot to bring the paper home sorry please!!!!
-janay sanmarcos

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can someone raise this kid’s grade please?

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Jimmy Chang
Title of article: Black congressional group calls for pardon of Jena 6
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/21/jena.six.ap/index.html
Date of article: 12/21/07
This article is about members of the Congressional Black Caucus calling on Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco to pardon Mychal Bell and five other […]

beadmaker alert

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

These people with similar names as mine sure are busy. They’re always flying around and saving the world and endangered species and stuff. I’m starting to feel really inadequate.
Hey Jackie,
you home yet? How was the flight? I know i am living it up right now, and wish i could experience all of the […]

oooh, someone’s sending me medical research as well!

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Got this in my inbox, I don’t know who it was for but it was actually useful. I’m pretty sure one of these people with an e-mail address similar to mine is an MD.

Here are several articles which cast doubt on the benefits of the annual physical exam:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9505E5D81031F931A2575BC0A9659C8B63&sec=health&pagewanted=all
http://live.psu.edu/story/5150
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2007/09/25/time-to-cross-off-annual-checkups-from-to-do-lists/
http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/short/167/17/1876
I have reviewed most of the HSA paperwork. […]

um, I’m in the armed forces now, just wanted to let you know

Friday, January 4th, 2008

If anyone wants to volunteer to go to India, let me know, I’ll e-mail the senior chief.

I called Wednesday night, but you were not available.
I need to report to PHIBTWO by 31 Dec the follow info
on all members:
1. Civillian job title: (i.e. firefighter, store
manager, etc.)
2. Employer: (State Dept of Corrections, McDonalds,
etc)
3. Any previous construction experience: […]

will someone please help her?

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

The holiday season has brought out a ton of e-mail to my inbox that I have nothing to do with. If someone can help this poor woman, let me know.
Dave,
I know you are so busy and I apologize for bothering you. I actually tried to reinstall my wireless router thinking maybe something knocked it off. […]

this sounds so post-one-night-stand

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Hi there! I made it to work…..and I might have made a stop-off at McDonald’s on the way in! I figured it would help me make it through the morning.
Liz

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the odd thing about this is that

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

when I was in 8th grade, I really was in MATHCOUNTS. I still have my trophy from the regional championship. But God help me if I would ever volunteer for them.
To All Volunteers,
Attached is the record of service for our MATHCOUNTS event last Saturday. Some of you, including at least Kevin, Matt, and Bill, I […]