Malingering’s World

Got this in my inbox, I don’t know who it was for but it was actually useful. I’m pretty sure one of these people with an e-mail address similar to mine is an MD.

Here are several articles which cast doubt on the benefits of the annual physical exam:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9505E5D81031F931A2575BC0A9659C8B63&sec=health&pagewanted=all
http://live.psu.edu/story/5150
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2007/09/25/time-to-cross-off-annual-checkups-from-to-do-lists/
http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/short/167/17/1876
I have reviewed most of the HSA paperwork. […]

If anyone wants to volunteer to go to India, let me know, I’ll e-mail the senior chief.

I called Wednesday night, but you were not available.
I need to report to PHIBTWO by 31 Dec the follow info
on all members:
1. Civillian job title: (i.e. firefighter, store
manager, etc.)
2. Employer: (State Dept of Corrections, McDonalds,
etc)
3. Any previous construction experience: […]

The holiday season has brought out a ton of e-mail to my inbox that I have nothing to do with. If someone can help this poor woman, let me know.
Dave,
I know you are so busy and I apologize for bothering you. I actually tried to reinstall my wireless router thinking maybe something knocked it off. […]

Hi there! I made it to work…..and I might have made a stop-off at McDonald’s on the way in! I figured it would help me make it through the morning.
Liz

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when I was in 8th grade, I really was in MATHCOUNTS. I still have my trophy from the regional championship. But God help me if I would ever volunteer for them.
To All Volunteers,
Attached is the record of service for our MATHCOUNTS event last Saturday. Some of you, including at least Kevin, Matt, and Bill, I […]

In case you were wondering about eggs, vinegar and corn syrup, this was sent to me today. The fun of 8th grade science…
Analysis
When we put the chicken egg in the jar of vinegar the
egg was permeable to the vinegar. The vinegar went
into the chicken egg because there was […]

Hello? Mike? I hope this is your email.
Heeyyyyyy. This is Colleen Smith. It feels like its been a while. I’m writing
for a couple reasons. Perhaps you’ve heard that our mutual friend, Robert, is
no longer my boyfriend. I don’t know what to say about that to you over the
internet. Lots to says and at the […]

I doubt Bob will be working either one.
Mary and Bob,
One of you is signed up to work the 9/20 FROSH game. It was unclear on your sheet which shift you were signing up for: 4:30-7:00 or 6:30-9:00. We actually could use you more on the 2nd shift time.
Also, we need […]

I wonder what happened here:
Dave:
If you are not moving in to a place then I am going to toss the stuff I have for you. We are trying to clean up our place. Also, we have your bike in our living room and mail from dad.
Michelle
This was followed 2 days later with:
Sorry for […]

This is your reminder for your concession stand duty on Thursday, Nov. 1
at the Warrior Bowl. First shift is from 4:30-7:00, and second shift is
from 6:30-9:00. Please RSVP your attendance. Thanks, Melinda Jackson
I hope they had someone to sell hot dogs last night…

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