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uh oh. someone’s in trouble.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

I wonder what happened here:
Dave:
If you are not moving in to a place then I am going to toss the stuff I have for you. We are trying to clean up our place. Also, we have your bike in our living room and mail from dad.
Michelle
This was followed 2 days later with:
Sorry for […]

one less warrior

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

This is your reminder for your concession stand duty on Thursday, Nov. 1
at the Warrior Bowl. First shift is from 4:30-7:00, and second shift is
from 6:30-9:00. Please RSVP your attendance. Thanks, Melinda Jackson
I hope they had someone to sell hot dogs last night…

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everyone’s invited!

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

This person with a similar e-mail address is far more social than I am. I wonder if I should start showing up at these things. Oh wait. It’s my party.
Bob-
What comes before Part B?
answer: Part-A!!!!!!!!
Just RSVP-ing to say that we’ll see you guys saturday night at the Part-Ayyyy
-Steve & Bill

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I’m glad I don’t have anyone intentionally e-mailing me with all of these !!!!!

Friday, October 26th, 2007

I hope Bill and Michelle eventually end up with a better car than that.
Hey Bill and Michelle!! I told you that I would email you when I got a car that I thought fit into your budget that you had originally stated. I have a 2000 Ford Taurus, it does have a few […]

gun shoot, everyone’s invited!

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

I have informed this person SEVERAL times he has the wrong person. Now I’m considering showing up to one of these things since I have the invitation. Too bad it’s 2000 miles away.
PHIBS,
I know everyone is anxious about our orders. I am
working on getting them approved. If IDTT funds are
still not available tomorrow, I will […]

woo hoo, now I have a vacation home in Texas!

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

The strange thing about this one (which differs from all the others) is that the intended recipient does not have the same last name as me. It’s not even close.
Hi David*!
Well, how was your trip back to TX? Sure hope coming up was helpful for you in anyway at all. Perhaps just seeing […]

why the hell do I get these emails?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

I mean, life is shitty and dramatic enough, but now I’m getting sucked into these strangers’ problems too. I’m feeling really awful for poor Betty and family.
Of note, I later got several e-mails from “Martha” inviting me to come stay with her, even though I told her I wasn’t “Bob.”
names have been changed to protect […]

today we begin a new series of posts

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ever since I opened my gmail account, I’ve been getting a ton of misdirected e-mail. It is absolutely out of control. My best friend and I have been laughing about this for years, but now it’s time to share it with everyone else…
Names have been removed, everything else remains unedited.
Hi Mrs.______,
_____’s behavior is not always […]