Recently, I got the following suggestion from a reader:
I would, however, suggest that you consider learning more about the emotional/psychological impact of [obesity], and how you can better relate to these people who are clearly very different from you.
From what I see here, the emotional impact of obesity is so severe that one does not […]
Today I was looking at the CrossFit website and decided some of the girls on there are way too in shape. Just way too muscle-y and masculine looking. And while it’s good for them and I hope they’re very happy, I do not ever want to look like them (for aesthetic reasons) because I […]
Honey, tonight you dress up as the little catholic schoolgirl gone bad who can’t keep her face out of a bag of Lay’s. I’ll be the guy.
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If I am experiencing this much discomfort just looking at her, imagine what it feels like to be in those shorts.
This is not okay, people. Think of the children. Think of the innocent people. Think of how your legs need blood circulation.
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There are some outfits that will never flatter anything but a Bratz doll or a toothpick, and this is one of them. It is okay to admit that we need to be contained lest our skin and other organs come spilling out into the universe in a free-for-all of gravitational mishaps. It’s okay, lady. Really. […]
Other than: THE COUNTY FAIR IS AWESOME.
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Proof positive that you can be skinny and still have a muffin top. The choice is yours, people.
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Instead of day without a disposable bag or day without an immigrant, we can have Day Without a Muffin Top. Just for me, so we can see what the world is like when everyone shows a bit more discretion and actually has to think about what we’re doing because I feel like right now I’m […]
This may explain why I don’t like belly rings, and wish they could be turned into something else. I think we need to eliminate belly button rings, invent stretch mark jewelry, and then incorporate stretch marks into henna tattoos for a grand mural. Think of the money!
P.S. Cigarettes are sexy!
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Twenty? Forty-five?
I have tried to convey my irritation in words. I attempted to spread the word with photographic evidence. I hoped that someone, somewhere would think twice about putting this spandex sausage casing over their belly and leaving the house.
Please click here. I cried after laughing so hard. (Scroll down).
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