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navel ring in a muffin top

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

This reminds me of those romantic comedies where the good-looking white boy with spiky hair decides to surprise his good-looking white girlfriend with long straight hair by proposing to her, and he wants it to be a surprise so he goes to some French restaurant and has them bake the engagement ring into a roll […]

shopping handicaps

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to purchase and wear clothes that fit them. Stores have what we call “dressing rooms” and usually (I won’t go so far as to say always, but usually) allow you to try clothes on before buying them. So when you’re in the dressing room and it’s […]

appendages gone to waste

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

It was like that all night. It was like her asscheeks had small vestigial wings.

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the cheshire cat + man ray + lucky charms =

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

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why clothes come in various sizes

Friday, October 27th, 2006

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Delta Delta Delta can I helpya helpya helpya?

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

This is a student at UCLA. I don’t know about them, but when I was in college the girls would not dress like this. We were all busy in our sweats and t-shirts reading women’s studies books and discussing hegemony. We didn’t have our bellies rolling over our low rise jeans with our dingy from […]