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having a bad day

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

As luck would have it, all things electronic seem to have gone awry at once. My Canon point and shoot camera isn’t working. My phone died, taking with it my only access to all websites on the other side of the firewall. Gmail is down, which is the only connection to the outside world from […]

people were much more interested in the Jonas Brother than the game

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Little 12 year olds were throwing their panties into the dugout club. It was disgusting.

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I don’t have to say anything, right?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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this is winter in LA

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

We get out our warm boots and sweatpants and we’re good to go.

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kids these days

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

are so unlike the kids of my generation. Can you imagine walking around with $500 worth of electronics hanging off of you, trying to navigate the world while focusing on your ipod, or making it through middle school with text messaging as an acceptable form of communication? I personally couldn’t handle it. I wonder what […]

you know, kids

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Maybe it’s time to ask Santa for CLOTHES for Christmas so you don’t have to go prancing about in your underpants at the mall. This is just a suggestion, coming from someone older and wiser. Prostitution should not be a career goal.

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it’s sort of like back to the future

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

It’s like these kids went to sleep and woke up in the 1980s (before they were born) and they were trying to fit in and be all flash-dancy and crap and then they finally fixed their flux capacitor and got back to 2008 and were dumped in Santa Monica before they could change […]

goth weekend at Disneyland

Monday, November 10th, 2008

It was Bats Day/Goth Day at Disneyland this weekend, and I happened upon this celebration of the macabre (at the Happiest Place on Earth) purely by accident. A bit strange, really.

Ever since my high school days, the goths have been chillin’ at Disneyland. It used to be under the People Mover, though it seems they’ve […]

just another one in training

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

This girl was 11, 12 at most. She was riding this bike around in a bikini top and a belt which spelled out DIVA DIVA DIVA in rhinestones. Yes, I understand she’s at the beach, but these mini-versions of adults are becoming a bit disturbing.

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life’s mysteries

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

 
One day I will understand the point of the belt. And it’s not today.

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