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must be a myspace thing

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

I have been racking my brain to come up with a reason why someone might need to wear Uggs with pajama pants tucked into them. Maybe it was artifical snowing out and they needed to run to the driveway to get the newspaper? Maybe the heater broke in their Beverly Hills home and their little […]

My Flickr friends say it better than I ever could

Monday, November 27th, 2006

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ambitious youth

Monday, November 27th, 2006

I followed him to see how he could possibly walk like that, but he seemed to be a seasoned veteran. This skinny boy emo sagging jeans thing is far more challenging than the baggy saggy jeans thing. This is more like trying to walk after you got up from the toilet but forgot to pull […]

MSNBC and me

Monday, November 27th, 2006

I was pleased to see their article today at least placing some blame on the parents. AND it mentions asswriting. I was also interested in the part that talks about girls being at risk for STDs at age 9. After all, I was vehemently attacked and called a “conservative” for suggesting girls could […]

mature beyond their years

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

This is what I don’t understand. When I was 14, I got white cotton panties in a pack of 6 from Target and that was the end of it. This was not an issue to be questioned. Maybe it’s because I don’t care much about my own appearance but I always thought if you were […]

layer upon layer upon layer

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Generally, when I used to see people wearing all of their clothes at once I would think, “hmm, they must be homeless, it must suck that there’s nowhere to store their clothes.” But now I see them and I think, “Goddamn, Forever 21 is making a ridiculous fortune off of convincing people that they have […]

it’s nice our youth can appreciate Oliver Twist

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

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I am a sociopathic lesbian pedophile

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Or so I was named by members of this discussion thread. I find this absolutely hilarious. First off, I’m not sure how I come across as a man, but I suppose in a patriarchal society I should be flattered rather than offended. I feel like I got a promotion. Second, it amazes me that so […]

growing up

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

A Flickr user pointed out this article to me, which reminded me of this photo I took last year. These weren’t the most scandalous of costumes, but they were the only ones I felt okay about taking photos of. Some of the other costumes (for 8 year olds) made me feel like I was dirty […]

late to sleep, late to rise

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

Lately I have been noticing more and more people wearing pajama bottoms or sweatpants over their jeans. Please explain it to me because I feel like my grandmother shouting “I don’t understand kids these days! Back in my day we only had one pair of pants and we didn’t go out wearing our drawers on […]