I don’t get it. I wrote an anti-white pants proclamation several months ago and no one is heeding my important advice.

Yeah that’s totally not see-through. Good work.

Underwear AND the tag. I’m so glad there is NOTHING left to the imagination.

And, yeah. You can see the boyshorts too.

And the granny panties…

And the thong…

And the legs beneath.

I really hope she thinks this looks good. Because if it is a casualty of not being able to look over one’s shoulder at the mirror then I feel really bad for her complete oblivion.

And really, it doesn’t matter how thin or in shape you are. It’s still tacky. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this rule, people!

I know they have smoothing underwear now. Spanx or whatever. I bet she wears a lacy bra under a white tank top too.

You know how I feel about this sort of outfit. I won’t even say it.

Well I know who’s getting anti-cellulite cream for their birthday.

What I wouldn’t give to see that from the front.

That’s more asscheek than I want to know. AND she sat in dirt. Of course she did. That’s why we have asses. To sit on them. They’re supposed to get dirty. Therefore, they should not be white.

Okay, she’s okay to wear white pants because no one can look at her ass, being how distracted they are by Darth Maul.
Either way, I hope you people have learned your lesson. WHITE PANTS ARE NOT OKAY. JUST GIVE UP. I BEG YOU.