The crowd at The Parlor.
Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.
V-necks on men = bad idea.
Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.
I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…
That’s Los Angeles for you.
You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.
TITTIES.
Tarheel horses. *Whinny*
I asked what […]
Just wanted to let you know, in case you were feeling self-conscious about it.
Well with that shirt, there was no hope. You can’t buy something 3 sizes too small and expect it to conceal anything.
This would be less upsetting if she was of legal age.
Oh, so that’s why they sell those printed bras.
Pink is just […]
It was a sad, sad day when visible asscrack became the norm around here. I am waiting for things to turn around, for life to return to normal, for things to be safe again. I am not happy with the world right now, and its general acceptance for public asscrack.
Maybe I’m a prude, maybe not. […]
Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.
The asses are free to roam.
The men are with child.
The hookers are in their bikinis.
The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.
Flowers begin to blossom.
And the butterflies flutter about.
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At least now I know where to point my scissors and cut.
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I like word games and Scrabble and Super Password, but for some reason I don’t really like word boots.
Add them to word tights and my head starts to spin.
Plus, I don’t really get it. Do you love your left foot and hate your right? What did your right foot ever do to you? How […]
There is something incredibly disturbing about seeing drunk 16 year olds in public on a Wednesday night, tripping over each other and giggling in drunken stupor only to return to their new cars that mommy and daddy bought them for their sweet sixteen so that they can drive home with reckless abandon to try to […]
It’s getting “cold” in Los Angeles. Well, for everyone but them:
Who needs the weather channel anymore? You can tell when the temperature drops because the sandals turn to Uggs.
I understand that it’s dropped to a chilly 64 degrees here in Los Angeles and we should all take refuge inside until March, but why is that […]
Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.
I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby […]
I was shocked and amazed that the amount of makeup (in contrast with the lack of clothing) on these girls. They were about 14 (15 at the most) and were dressed liked little hootchies. Every time they walked by, my mouth would drop open, and people would mutter “my parents never would have let me […]