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Monday, January 25th, 2010
Admittedly, all I wore was leggings back in 1992. They were super comfortable and I could go straight to gymnastics practice afterward without a wardrobe change. It was kind of cool to be hanging out in a baggy sweatshirt and the equivalent of pajama pants all day. But that was 1992.
Leggings coming “back into style” […]
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Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
My wish is that in 2010, PINK will actually mean “pink” again.
And grown women (and their children) will stop using their rear ends as advertising space.
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Thursday, December 17th, 2009
I’m not really sure. It may be because my mother would not let me leave the house like this so I was forced into years of uncomfortable thong-wearing to try to avoid this look.
Or maybe I just feel like I’ve seen something I didn’t want to see, and it was kind of against my will […]
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Monday, September 28th, 2009
Happy 3 year blogiversary to me! For something special, here are my photos of Engrish from China.
Please remember that I am not a princess, as I am both extremely ugly and exceedingly smart.
No scratch.
I am also Having Generous Vision, I Eading the World to a society of hate and disdain. Watch as I bring you […]
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Friday, August 14th, 2009
Just one more week until one of my most favorite annual events, the Santa Monica Cat show.
Where people of all shapes and sizes showcase their well-groomed pussies for the admiration of the public.
Where cats can finally have all of that brushing and bathing and training validated by an 11th place ribbon.
Where cat ladies old and […]
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Monday, August 10th, 2009
This is a letter to all of your homeless people. Please stop being homeless. Try not to be homeless in Santa Monica. First off, you’ll be arrested for sleeping on the street, even though all of the shelter beds are full. Do you really want to be a criminal AND a homeless person? Like being […]
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Thursday, August 6th, 2009
We decided to take a weekend trip down to San Diego and stayed at (what we thought was) a classy hotel in the Gaslamp district. As it turns out, it was a KLASSY hotel. The amount of trash that blew in to the poolside bar had us pretty convinced we were there for a taping […]
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Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.
Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]
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Saturday, March 28th, 2009
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Monday, March 23rd, 2009
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