It’s getting “cold” in Los Angeles. Well, for everyone but them:
Who needs the weather channel anymore? You can tell when the temperature drops because the sandals turn to Uggs.
I understand that it’s dropped to a chilly 64 degrees here in Los Angeles and we should all take refuge inside until March, but why is that […]
Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.
I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby […]
I was shocked and amazed that the amount of makeup (in contrast with the lack of clothing) on these girls. They were about 14 (15 at the most) and were dressed liked little hootchies. Every time they walked by, my mouth would drop open, and people would mutter “my parents never would have let me […]
There are a lot of things that baffle my mind: ass implants, dog strollers, oversized SUVs, stuff that no matter how hard I think about them I still can’t rationalize their existence. Today’s mind boggling situation revolves around shorts. As in “why the fuck would you put those on?”
My guess is that if I asked […]
While they’ve been selling a lot of fake hair at mall kiosks, I felt pretty sure that the synthetic $2.99 hair-on-a-scrunchi had gone to accessory heaven.
Please note that she is wearing her mall hair all wrong. The whole point is to cover your nasty over-processed ho hair with the pretty stolen-from-a-European-REAL-HAIR-we-promise hair so no one […]
Okay, I get it now. The whole world exists as to conspire against me. This is all an evil plan and I am the center of the whole thing. Everything is around me is here just to piss me off. Seriously. I have proof. First I complain about Uggs and American Girl dolls and what […]
Maybe I’m a prude or just a sexless cat lady, but there should be a law about maintaining a safety buffer of a 3 inch radius around men’s genitalia that needs to be covered outside of the home. Walking around now possesses a great risk of being shocked at the sight of a stranger’s penis. […]
My Flickr buddy T&D absolutely loves the sagging look. (Please click on the link. You will die laughing. And you will wonder why she isn’t writing this instead of me.) So I honor her with my Labor Day collection of low ridin’ pants at Venice Beach.
This is the only one man enough to wear boxer […]
Last weekend I attended the AVP Crocs Manhattan Beach Open. I’m not particularly sure why, I could say that I wanted to practice my sports photography skills (and I did) or I just needed to explore a different area (very true) or an excuse for laying on the beach all day seemed appealing (thanks for […]
The mind-body connection is an amazingly powerful force as evidenced by these recent findings about obesity. To paraphrase the article: surround yourself by people who are getting fatter, and you will also become fatter. Surround yourself by people who are getting skinnier, and you will get skinnier as well. Distance is not a factor, […]