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Archive for the 'pink' Category

why is Los Angeles so predictable?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

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oh that’s original

Friday, March 14th, 2008

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ready for combat

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Do you think people in the armed forces who wear real camo find this cotton candy shit offensive? Because it offends me and I have no camo connection at all. Where exactly is she going to fight? At Victoria’s Secret?

I am so sorry you can’t see the bedazzled glitter-tastic asswriting. I didn’t have a lot […]

people come in all shades

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

So does pink. But that doesn’t mean you need to wear all of them at once. Or wear a pillowcase on your head. WTF.

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I have TOO gone into victoria’s secret

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Here is proof that I have gone into Victoria’s Secret for the non-believer out there.

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I miss summer

Monday, January 7th, 2008

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investment ideas

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

This may explain why I don’t like belly rings, and wish they could be turned into something else. I think we need to eliminate belly button rings, invent stretch mark jewelry, and then incorporate stretch marks into henna tattoos for a grand mural. Think of the money!
P.S. Cigarettes are sexy!

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the backlash begins

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Okay, I get it now. The whole world exists as to conspire against me. This is all an evil plan and I am the center of the whole thing. Everything is around me is here just to piss me off. Seriously. I have proof. First I complain about Uggs and American Girl dolls and what […]

you people just hate me, don’t you

Friday, July 27th, 2007

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malingering is overwhelmed

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Sorry. I started writing for LAist and also trying to get back in shape by going to Crossfit LA and it’s baseball season, so I’m rather behind with the posting.
What I’ve been doing this week: Implants on LAist
And to show everyone that I still love them, here’s this:

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