Archive for the ‘pink’ category

No, Mommy gets to be the princess today.

panties

First off, objectification is so rampant in society that I see no need for me to be the sacrificial lamb for people who make beer commercials, all fashion models, and those chicks on Deal or No Deal. Second, I thought I was pretty clear that the intention here is to demonstrate how people objectify themselves, by dressing provocatively, implanting fake titties, and trying to make themselves sexual objects which for the most part backfires and is absolutely ridiculous. Lastly, if we want the world to be a more socially conscious place, don’t we need to look at the choices we ourselves make?

Like the choice to wear printed underwear under see-through leggings which intentionally or not, draws everyone’s attention to our ass?

homemade Dodger shirt

August 31st, 2009

Not only was she sporting

Interestingly enough, she didn’t put any names on it. She wrote (in magic marker) “go #5, #16, #38, #7″ etc. For some reason, that’s not inspirational to me. Come on. You had a blank white shirt and a magic marker and that’s the design you came up with? Are you afraid people are going to get traded so you don’t actually want to commit to writing their names? It’s not like you spent any money here.

This wouldn’t be irritating if it weren’t for the shorts, you understand this I hope.

I kept telling my grandma I was going to buy her this top.

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I can tell you that it was purchased at Victoria’s Secret, though I can’t give details.

green has an identity crisis

August 27th, 2008

pink on wheels

oh that’s original

March 14th, 2008

ready for combat

March 9th, 2008

Do you think people in the armed forces who wear real camo find this cotton candy shit offensive? Because it offends me and I have no camo connection at all. Where exactly is she going to fight? At Victoria’s Secret?

I am so sorry you can’t see the bedazzled glitter-tastic asswriting. I didn’t have a lot of light.

people come in all shades

February 13th, 2008

So does pink. But that doesn’t mean you need to wear all of them at once. Or wear a pillowcase on your head. WTF.