Sorry. I started writing for LAist and also trying to get back in shape by going to Crossfit LA and it’s baseball season, so I’m rather behind with the posting.
What I’ve been doing this week: Implants on LAist
And to show everyone that I still love them, here’s this:
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For you grouchies who e-mail me all the time calling me a bitch and a c*nt and an insecure whore and a sexless cat lady and a pedophile, I give you this. I challenge you can look at this woman and tell me that I have no right to laugh at her or photograph her […]
I am so thrilled that summer is coming! Now we can focus on pink where it belongs, not on the ass in inappropriate colors but on the cootch, which is where PINK really belongs.
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And I would wish that she could have some lighter sunglasses that would allow more air to pass through her nasal passages, because I think that would make her happy. I’m so philanthropic.
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And so is this blog.
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What exactly is royal about pink and its associated asswriting covered pantylines?
Props to the Victoria’s Secret marketing team, who successfully brainwashed millions of women to believing that having color-incongruent script on their bums will somehow make them look like Tyra Banks.
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Where else can you find a pink clydesdale sitting next to an oiled up Speedo guy in the middle of January?
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I am often impressed with women who will spend this much effort into creating a look for themselves and truly have no problem with strutting their stuff on the street like they own the world. If I had 1/100th that confidence, I would be queen.
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Every time I look, there’s something I didn’t notice the first time.
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