Is she smiling? Laughing? Crying? Screaming? We’ll never know, because she’s paid thousands of dollars to have her face frozen into this position for the next 4 years.
Sorry, it wasn’t that fun of a game.
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But the boob never fell out. I tried for you, people. I really did. Never question my dedication or perseverance when it comes to these things.
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All we need are a few pieces of Kleenex and some scotch tape and we should be good to go.
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Sorry I was just looking back at this and the photos are pretty damn funny. Gotta love LA.
Malingering’s Muscle Beach Awards
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Just asking.
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One odd cosmetic procedure that happens way too often around here is the artificial lip explosion which involves women getting a needle shoved into their lips and having synthetic materials injected into their faces (my guess is these are the same women that freak out that their water bottles are toxic and cause breast cancer). […]
but you can keep yur muffin!
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I was taking some photos of the bullpen and then this bitch with her implants plops down right in my view of Sanchez pitching. And I said “I can’t see the bullpen” and she said “my daughter wants to see.”
Well you know what? Her daughter didn’t want to see. Her daughter was 2 and was […]
I spotted these boobs on the other side of the walkway and while I was trying to get my camera straight they walked right up to me and planted themselves right in my face.
Thanks God. I love you too.
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It appears skin elasticity was the size limiting feature here. Her skin was stretched so tight that it glistened, like a balloon on the verge of popping.
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