Where do these people come from? It’s like that episode of the Twilight Zone where all of the store mannequins come to life when the store closes, except the store is still open and these people walk around all the time.
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when this woman walked by…
…this woman sitting next to me says to her husband “oh my gosh, she looks like she’s made of plastic!” Then they happened to look over at me, and of course I’m taking a photo of her, so then the woman pulls out her camera phone and says to her husband […]
“Yeah, I just had my lips done and Sparky here had his ears done, I think tomorrow we’re going to get matching pedis.”
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Soon they will grasp us in their plastic pointy claws and ingest our organs for fuel with which to power their eventual domination of the world. And here we are worried about terrorists. Ha.
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Every once in a while, I try to force myself to take dance class so that I don’t turn into a feeble old woman who breaks a hip trying to change the cat litter because I only move around twice a week. Today I went to dance class in Santa Monica, which is usually safe […]
On New Year’s Eve Eve Eve, we were out at a bar and I noticed this “woman” sitting not so primly on a barstool wearing light up hooker shoes which sparkled red, green and blue with every movement. They are a merging of those sneakers that 4 year old boys wear that blink with […]
Dear God:
Why do you let this happen? I thought you were all powerful, almighty, and ubiquitous. But for me to believe this, I need to understand why you allow this atrocity to exist:
If those are real breasts, God, then perhaps you should quit allowing your humans to be manufactured by the 5 year old hands […]
Miss Implants and Mr. Muscleman behind the 3 Green Beer Clones.
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at least we know we’ve got a handle on evolution. now that we’re taking out old body parts and putting in new ones, our genetic code is practically meaningless. take that darwin. no more “survival of the fittest” crap. we will overcome nature and its petty forces.
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