at least we know we’ve got a handle on evolution. now that we’re taking out old body parts and putting in new ones, our genetic code is practically meaningless. take that darwin. no more “survival of the fittest” crap. we will overcome nature and its petty forces.
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So every time this person walked up the stairs, you would hear a round of applause break out in the row where she came from, and it would grow in force as she made her way up the stairs until the whole section was united in an ovation to the titties. We began the TITTIE! […]
I was excited at the prospect that I might be in the presence of a real live porn star. But then I realized we were in a makeup store and there was a high likelihood of spit-swapping and germ-crossing so I got out of there fast.
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Apparently yesterday there were open call auditions for Janice Dickinson’s model show on Oprahs’ TV network. Now I don’t know Janice Dickinson’s life story, and I didn’t read her book but what I do know is that she has had a bazillion plastic surgeries and she brags about all of her sexual conquests and all […]
“I’m sorry, did I hit you with my boobs?”
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how redundant is this hat?
It says “Jesus Loves Me” three times within 5 inches. We get the point, lady.
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In LA, the bigger the better. That’s just how we are.
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It’s an honest question. I’ve heard rumors about it on television and on the internet, and for a while the phrase “nipples are the new accessory” was a hip thing but do people actually purchase them, put them on and then think “damn I look good with headlights?” I appreciate any available feedback.
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