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why do panty lines annoy me?

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

I’m not really sure. It may be because my mother would not let me leave the house like this so I was forced into years of uncomfortable thong-wearing to try to avoid this look.

Or maybe I just feel like I’ve seen something I didn’t want to see, and it was kind of against my will […]

the sign says you need to be inside a vehicle to use the drive-thru

Friday, October 30th, 2009

so now I’m wondering if this counts. Does anyone know? Can you get Taco Bell if you’re in a wheelchair? What if it’s motorized?
I’m not being an asshole, this is an honest question.

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can you stop being homeless please?

Monday, August 10th, 2009

This is a letter to all of your homeless people. Please stop being homeless. Try not to be homeless in Santa Monica. First off, you’ll be arrested for sleeping on the street, even though all of the shelter beds are full. Do you really want to be a criminal AND a homeless person? Like being […]

the mascara test: in photos

Friday, July 31st, 2009

In this time of economic hardships, I am here for the people. One of the world’s most pressing issues: mascara.
Should one spend $30 on expensive brand name mascara? Is the $6 drug store stuff just as good? How will my lashes be lush enough to survive this recession?
This began because I (for some odd reason) […]

I don’t understand HDTV

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

I was told that HDTV channels broadcast in 16:9. So I set my TV and satellite to 16:9. It puts about 100 pounds on Broxton that he really doesn’t need.

So then I set my TV at 4:3, and he looks normal. But that doesn’t make sense, if all HD is broadcast in 16:9.

The whole […]

is there anything more awesome than the pride parade?

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Seriously. You can be a burned, leathery, blindfolded bear and walk down the street in your chain link panties and no one bats an eye. I wish every day were pride day. We could stop wearing pants and there would be a lot more dancing.

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identification test

Friday, July 10th, 2009

We had an argument about who this is supposed to be… What does everyone think?
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do people not date anymore?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

There is a serious lack of foreplay in Los Angeles. Lou Paget spoke at a seminar I attended last week and said that Los Angeles is a very hard place to find a life partner. She said she’s talked to numerous women in their young 30s who are so sick of trying to find […]

satiny softness

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Did this dude really cut off the sleeves of one of his mother’s blouses and sew them onto his camo t-shirt and if so can I ask WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT BECAUSE IT IS IDIOTIC?

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friends? or foes?

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Do they come from different tribes?

Would they fight if they were to come face to face?

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