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do people not date anymore?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

There is a serious lack of foreplay in Los Angeles. Lou Paget spoke at a seminar I attended last week and said that Los Angeles is a very hard place to find a life partner. She said she’s talked to numerous women in their young 30s who are so sick of trying to find […]

satiny softness

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Did this dude really cut off the sleeves of one of his mother’s blouses and sew them onto his camo t-shirt and if so can I ask WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT BECAUSE IT IS IDIOTIC?

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friends? or foes?

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Do they come from different tribes?

Would they fight if they were to come face to face?

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flickr has stats now

Friday, December 14th, 2007

And I have no freaking clue what to do with them.

Feel ashamed that so many people are looking at poor photography?
Feel scared that I’ve allowed so many people a glimpse into my psychopathology?
Feel excited at the number of people I’ve connected with - in one way or another?
Feel entrepreneurial and wonder how I can […]

hitch a ride on my bandwagon

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Something has really been bothering me lately, specifically Crossfit and the Zone. Many Crossfitters swear by The Zone Diet (see: Barry Sears, PhD), and I am having a hard time discovering any specific reason why they love the Zone Diet over any other diet, since it seems the “results” they see are merely the results […]

boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

At the risk of thrusting myself into the porn genre here, I just have to say that I don’t understand boobs. At all.

I’ve never had boobies. I’m lucky to fit into any bra at Victoria’s Secret and half the time I have to buy my bathing suits in the pre-teen section. Whatever. I was happy […]

dairy queens

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Sometimes, mommy’s gotta find a new daddy.

I am endlessly perplexed by mothers who continue to dress like desperate horny bar sluts even after they have families. It’s really great that they think they are in such good shape after giving birth and I’m sure it’s really exciting to have your titties swell up with baby […]

today’s question: why are you wearing those shorts?

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

There are a lot of things that baffle my mind: ass implants, dog strollers, oversized SUVs, stuff that no matter how hard I think about them I still can’t rationalize their existence. Today’s mind boggling situation revolves around shorts. As in “why the fuck would you put those on?”
My guess is that if I asked […]

dr. sears, medicine man

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

As you may or may not know, I’ve been trying out the Zone diet for the past month. I lost a few pounds, but I felt pretty sure that this was from quantity restriction and not the Zone itself. So I started doing a little research.
First off, I had to try to understand insulin:glucagon ratios […]

which is more embarrassing?

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Forgetting to put on pants in the morning, or falling asleep in a pile of shrinky dinks?

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