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another exclusive club

Friday, December 8th, 2006

What the fuck? you didn’t go to college but you wanted to join a sorority so this was the only way you could get in? And why is it that only one of the items that says PINK is actually pink? Is it a society for the colorblind? A society for the reinstatement of the […]

mature beyond their years

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

This is what I don’t understand. When I was 14, I got white cotton panties in a pack of 6 from Target and that was the end of it. This was not an issue to be questioned. Maybe it’s because I don’t care much about my own appearance but I always thought if you were […]

alert the industry:

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Can someone please tell swimsuit manufacturers that people are getting larger and they should (literally) follow suit?

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layer upon layer upon layer

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Generally, when I used to see people wearing all of their clothes at once I would think, “hmm, they must be homeless, it must suck that there’s nowhere to store their clothes.” But now I see them and I think, “Goddamn, Forever 21 is making a ridiculous fortune off of convincing people that they have […]

what is racism these days?

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

A friend of mine told me not to post this photo because it could be construed as “racist.” This led me to a number of unanswered questions…

What is to be considered racist anyway? Should I be considered racist for taking a photo of a person who was quite comically shoving his face into a melon, […]

karma police

Friday, November 10th, 2006

I have two bones to pick today. One is with this skinny blonde bitch who lives in my building. She saw me putting a couch outside (I tried to donate it to Salvation Army, who didn’t want it, so I called for the bulk trash pickup by the Dept. of Sanitation) and she freaks out […]