Malingering’s World

…and I think wow, how did that come to be? I know I’m not one to talk about relationships given that I don’t have one, but on a totally superficial level… wow.

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I happened upon this Earth Day festival thing on Saturday… photos are here:
LAist

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So when you change your facebook status to “single,” almost all of your sidebar ads are about getting you laid again. Either that or they’re ripped off Flickr photos of mine. A lot of them are matchmaking services, or online speed dating or some sort of weird party line stuff, but then I came across […]

And also to wear whatever he wants without people laughing at him. That part will probably take a little longer.

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I would love to see those things take off and fly away.

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And he likes to listen to music. He also stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

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Did this dude really cut off the sleeves of one of his mother’s blouses and sew them onto his camo t-shirt and if so can I ask WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT BECAUSE IT IS IDIOTIC?

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But now I’ve seen him in two different locations standing there frozen like a statue and everyone’s passing him by paying no attention whatsoever.

I guess I’m just on the same shopping schedule as schizophrenic pillar of salt man or something. Can’t wait to see him again.

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the unsuspecting victim of a nauseated toucan after a frat party

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