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another facebook ad

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

So when you change your facebook status to “single,” almost all of your sidebar ads are about getting you laid again. Either that or they’re ripped off Flickr photos of mine. A lot of them are matchmaking services, or online speed dating or some sort of weird party line stuff, but then I came across […]

fighting for the right to party

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

And also to wear whatever he wants without people laughing at him. That part will probably take a little longer.

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match made in heaven

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

I would love to see those things take off and fly away.

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yes, I’ve finally found Jesus

Monday, February 25th, 2008

And he likes to listen to music. He also stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

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satiny softness

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Did this dude really cut off the sleeves of one of his mother’s blouses and sew them onto his camo t-shirt and if so can I ask WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT BECAUSE IT IS IDIOTIC?

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giving “roots” a whole new lifeform

Monday, January 28th, 2008

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I’m not following this man around

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

But now I’ve seen him in two different locations standing there frozen like a statue and everyone’s passing him by paying no attention whatsoever.

I guess I’m just on the same shopping schedule as schizophrenic pillar of salt man or something. Can’t wait to see him again.

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my apologies to

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

the unsuspecting victim of a nauseated toucan after a frat party

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stowaways

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

are everywhere.

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number two pencil

Monday, November 26th, 2007

More birthday antics:

While I was on my drunken rampage, I came across this guy, who had a number two pencil behind his ear. Of course I couldn’t resist myself so I marched up to him and said, “hey, are you about to fill out a scantron?”
He told me no, that he was at an […]