Malingering’s World

Or maybe he liked tattoos? Or chewing on baseball bats?

Who will take the checkered flag?

I freaking hate the holidays. My New Year’s resolution is to make sure New Years is cancelled this year. We should celebrate something less arbitrary, like the winter solstice or the end of muffin tops or something. All of these “a look back” segments on TV are really driving me crazy. “A Year of Celebrity Overdose!” and “”Amazing Terrorist Attacks of the Decade.” BLECH.

It’s a great way to stay in shape! It’s cheap! It makes you smile! You can do it anywhere!

For they taken most efforts ahead gone moving!

Divided we fall.

Happy 3 year blogiversary to me! For something special, here are my photos of Engrish from China.

Please remember that I am not a princess, as I am both extremely ugly and exceedingly smart.

No scratch.

I am also Having Generous Vision, I Eading the World to a society of hate and disdain. Watch as I bring you all down with me.

Cause leap and Dart forth into the land of implants and asscracks. Who knows, you may just get stuck in there.

SUPERBLOGMOSTAMAZINGSITEPLEASECLICKHERENOW.

Fancy designer sell here expensive panties for sticking out over jeans to show nice brand name.

How very appealing.

(Note this is in the size for a 6 year old boy)
I don’t know many people with a size 36 pussy, so I completely understand the request. Don’t you want to see it?

TEXT: Always use 2 patient identifiers!

I am sorry I got such a crap photo of this. It was on my phone and I was probably too close and post-call. I was also very close to stealing it.