Getting a Garfield tattoo on your tit is probably a bad idea.
Actually, putting any newspaper comic strip character on your boob is questionable. Can you imagine the surprise of your lover when, upon removing your shirt, he is faced with a grinning Dennis the Menace? Or even worse, Cathy with her pudgy little fingers gripping […]
Mom is popping his zit. Girl is there with a towel to sop up the pus. It’s the 4th inning. This is not a joke.
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If you happen to purchase a top that’s a little too big or simply doesn’t have any pockets, don’t worry! You can store your cell phone, ATM card, ipod nano, whatever you like in the extra cleavage area. For items that are cold sensitive, slip them underneath the boob flap for extra warmth.
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August 29th marks the day I was introduced to a phenomenon I have been kept in the dark about for some time: RENTAL MAN. I am ashamed to say I have lived on the westside for so many years without ever coming to know RENTAL MAN the way I experienced today, but I feel certain […]
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One has to wonder what exactly happened to drive this person to devote such a large portion of his skin to this tiger. Perhaps the tiger saved his life while he was on a safari in Africa. Or maybe he is actually the offspring of a tiger father and a human mother and this is a […]
Well, maybe Frankenstein was mormon.
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That is the biggest whale tail i’ve ever seen. It must be a blue whale or whatever that biggest one is that they always make posters of and show how it’s bigger than 6 cars or longer than a football field.
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First I noticed this one, with her thong hanging out the back of her shorts…
Then I was mesmerized by the ass mixed with the matching armband.
Then they started talking to each other, which was good, because if they existed independently I would have lost it.
Then, all of the sudden, this weird dry humping started and […]
Sorry. I started writing for LAist and also trying to get back in shape by going to Crossfit LA and it’s baseball season, so I’m rather behind with the posting.
What I’ve been doing this week: Implants on LAist
And to show everyone that I still love them, here’s this:
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