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the stress continues

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

An update:
One more week until my ultra-expensive ridiculous exam. It’s causing me so much stress that I’m crying for no reason, I have headaches day and night, my back pain is so bad that it hurts to breathe, and I wake up at 3am every morning and can’t fall back asleep. It’s not awesome at […]

final four at the parlor

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

The crowd at The Parlor.

Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.

V-necks on men = bad idea.

Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.

I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…

That’s Los Angeles for you.

You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.

TITTIES.

Tarheel horses. *Whinny*

I asked what […]

I waited and waited and waited

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

But the boob never fell out. I tried for you, people. I really did. Never question my dedication or perseverance when it comes to these things.

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hey, I can see your bra

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Just wanted to let you know, in case you were feeling self-conscious about it.

Well with that shirt, there was no hope. You can’t buy something 3 sizes too small and expect it to conceal anything.

This would be less upsetting if she was of legal age.

Oh, so that’s why they sell those printed bras.

Pink is just […]

another reason to love/hate the south bay

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

This woman/girl was having lunch with mom. Every man in the place was staring at her titties, and mom was glowing with pride. It was sick.

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happy spring everyone!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.

The asses are free to roam.

The men are with child.

The hookers are in their bikinis.

The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.

Flowers begin to blossom.

And the butterflies flutter about.

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happy spring 2008

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

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muffin boob

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Too tight is too tight no matter where you put it. This is the boob equivalent of a muffin top. Even her cleavage has cleavage.

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yay, sunburn season is back!

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

And so are the titties! Welcome to summer, Los Angeles.

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A-lister

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

In case you couldn’t tell for yourself.

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