Malingering’s World

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I know. This is extremely overwhelming and you have no idea where to start. I had the same problem. We’ll just take it step by step from the top down and hopefully some people will learn from this.
1) The Strap Perfect is not an accessory. It was designed to help HIDE your bra straps. It […]

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I really like how some people name their boobs, and then show everyone the names in order to avoid confusion. I imagine it would get really weird if you called the left boob Karla when it was actually named Bertha, I mean, how to you back up and undo that sort of faux pas?

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We decided to take a weekend trip down to San Diego and stayed at (what we thought was) a classy hotel in the Gaslamp district. As it turns out, it was a KLASSY hotel. The amount of trash that blew in to the poolside bar had us pretty convinced we were there for a taping […]

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Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.

Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]

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I promise I will wear it. And yes, Growell, we will make a pair of boxer briefs with the same design.

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