Malingering’s World

I don’t understand why people wear it. Why wouldn’t you just wear a bikini? It’s the same as a bikini, but lacks boob support and emphasizes all the wrong parts.

Okay, so if you have fake boobs you don’t need boob support. But it still looks dumb in my opinion.

Okay, and then there’s this. What kind of weird tan lines is that going to leave? You end up looking like the biohazard lady from the previous post.

Sure, people can wear what they want and blah blah blah. That doesn’t mean I can’t call them out for looking dumb though, right?

I don’t get it. I wrote an anti-white pants proclamation several months ago and no one is heeding my important advice.

Yeah that’s totally not see-through. Good work.

Underwear AND the tag. I’m so glad there is NOTHING left to the imagination.

And, yeah. You can see the boyshorts too.

And the granny panties…

And the thong…

And the legs beneath.

I really hope she thinks this looks good. Because if it is a casualty of not being able to look over one’s shoulder at the mirror then I feel really bad for her complete oblivion.

And really, it doesn’t matter how thin or in shape you are. It’s still tacky. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this rule, people!

I know they have smoothing underwear now. Spanx or whatever. I bet she wears a lacy bra under a white tank top too.

You know how I feel about this sort of outfit. I won’t even say it.

Well I know who’s getting anti-cellulite cream for their birthday.

What I wouldn’t give to see that from the front.

That’s more asscheek than I want to know. AND she sat in dirt. Of course she did. That’s why we have asses. To sit on them. They’re supposed to get dirty. Therefore, they should not be white.

Okay, she’s okay to wear white pants because no one can look at her ass, being how distracted they are by Darth Maul.

Either way, I hope you people have learned your lesson. WHITE PANTS ARE NOT OKAY. JUST GIVE UP. I BEG YOU.

Never limit yourself!

That doesn’t mean it has to beat your wardrobe! Fashion yourself a new pair of tights with some yarn! Your wallet will thank you!

Like strangers in the night, passing each other bound only by a love of peroxide and stupid trends.

For the love of God people. White pants are not flattering, and white leggings are really not flattering. This should be common knowledge now. Pretty soon I will have to make this a category, and I really don’t want to validate this behavior with a category. So can we all do our part to spread the word that white leggings will never be thick enough or opaque enough to hide your stray ass hair? Thanks.

Bring it on. GO BLUE!