But I’m pretty sure that this is stupid. The whole freaking point of stirrups is to keep your pants hidden in your shoes, so wearing them with flip-flops renders them completely useless and creates this whole complicated strappy shit on your feet which I feel convinced is not safe on an escalator or any other […]
Just wanted to let you know, in case you were feeling self-conscious about it.
Well with that shirt, there was no hope. You can’t buy something 3 sizes too small and expect it to conceal anything.
This would be less upsetting if she was of legal age.
Oh, so that’s why they sell those printed bras.
Pink is just […]
I don’t know this for certain, but I’m pretty sure that’s the case. I think the kind that go all the way up are the ones that go with skirts.
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Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.
The asses are free to roam.
The men are with child.
The hookers are in their bikinis.
The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.
Flowers begin to blossom.
And the butterflies flutter about.
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I want to see what sort of attention I get. If any.
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What exactly happened here? Ran out of hair dye? Couldn’t decide.
This looks like those cholo ponytails, but then it’s got Britney Spears hiding out underneath. I give it two thumbs down.
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And also to wear whatever he wants without people laughing at him. That part will probably take a little longer.
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I need more shiny slippery skin-tight clothing. I just don’t know where to get it.
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Honey, tonight you dress up as the little catholic schoolgirl gone bad who can’t keep her face out of a bag of Lay’s. I’ll be the guy.
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And turn themselves into the top half of a punk-goth-whore-slut outfit… well, this is what you get.
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