Malingering’s World

…and I think wow, how did that come to be? I know I’m not one to talk about relationships given that I don’t have one, but on a totally superficial level… wow.

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I would love to see those things take off and fly away.

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I’ll wear it as a young woman too, you know, for practice.

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And so are the titties! Welcome to summer, Los Angeles.

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So does pink. But that doesn’t mean you need to wear all of them at once. Or wear a pillowcase on your head. WTF.

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Proof positive that you can be skinny and still have a muffin top. The choice is yours, people.

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But summer is coming back!

Screw you, groundhog! I wait for the asscrack to show its face in February.

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I expect they will be going on strike soon.

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