Malingering’s World

and buttcheeks

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They must have a different word for “Brazilian.”

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Someone showed me this link to Fark - which got an amazing 25000 clicks in less than 10 hours, and I realized that this in fact was one of my photos, stolen and altered and put on Wikipedia.

Originally seen here over a year ago.
Thieves really fucking piss me off. How hard is it […]

Just asking.

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I didn’t know what to think. My brain went something like this: “I hope they’re tourists. Would have the guts to dress like that in another country? Where do you buy a man-thong anyway? He has something stuck to his ass. Where are his clothes? What is that odd Native American representation mixed with tye-dye […]

Don’t be shy.

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Not really sure how to get on the mailing list, or if I want to.

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It wasn’t that hot out, but I guess she was warm, even though everyone says those boots are supposed to cool you off and keep your feet cool as a sheep. Either that or she just wanted to show everyone her belly, in which case her wish is my command.

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As you can imagine, tying a shirt like that leaves plenty of opportunity for boobie to poke out the neck hole, etc. I’ll let you use your imagination since this isn’t a $12.95 XXX site.

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Usually things slow down come autumn, but within 3 minutes I ran into this, which is something like a groundhog promising 6 more weeks of midriffs and muffin tops.

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