Malingering’s World

I have returned from China. Thanks for all of the nice emails wondering where I was. I can’t believe people actually missed this. Posting to resume soon.

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There was no text with this, just a bunch of photos. I have never met these people in my life.

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But this time I got THIS in my inbox. They were photos! From someone I don’t know! The text said merely:

HAPPY?

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But I’m no engineer.

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But now you’re blocking the intersection. So why don’t you back up? Why do you sit there like a damn idiot?

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What a night.

It’s a little odd to lose to the last place team and then celebrate with champagne, but whatever.

(There are more photos on Flickr, I’m too tired to post them here)

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Any girl will tell you that.

But these are ridiculous. That has to hurt. And there is going to be button imprint on her FUPA for the next week.

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He just wanted to show off all of his clothing. You know, in case a basketball game broke out at Disneyland, he’d be suited up.

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My friend and I were looking at this yesterday. I just thought it was funny. While a low-carb diet may be detrimental to your performance, at least you’ll look and feel like an athlete!

Low-carbohydrate diets and performance.
Cook CM, Haub MD. Curr Sports Med Rep. 2007 Jul;6(4):225-9.
Athletes are continually searching for means to optimize their performance. Within the past 20 years, athletes and scientists have reported or observed that consuming a carbohydrate-restricted diet may improve performance. The original theories explaining the purported benefits centered on the fact that fat oxidation increases, thereby “sparing” muscle glycogen. More recent concepts that explain the plausibility of the ergogenicity of low-carbohydrate, or high-fat, diets on exercise performance pertain to an effect similar to altitude training. We and others have observed that although fat oxidation may be increased, the ability to maintain high-intensity exercise (above the lactate threshold) seems to be compromised or at least indifferent when compared with consumption of more carbohydrate. That said, clinical studies clearly demonstrate that ad libitum low-carbohydrate diets elicit greater decreases in body weight and fat than energy-equivalent low-fat diets, especially over a short duration. Thus, although low-carbohydrate and high-fat diets appear detrimental or indifferent relative to performance, they may be a faster means to achieve a more competitive body composition.

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See. One in three women has sex on their first online date and no one’s using a condom. Sex is way too easy to come by these days. No one has to work for anything anymore. And apparently a condom is too much effort. Come on people. You can fuck who you want, but for the love of god, WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

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